Why Italy Should Be the 51st State of the USA

Featuring: Why Not Canada, Greenland, or the UK? Picture this: The glorious stars and stripes plus a cheeky pizza slice on the American flag. There’s a rock-solid case to be made that Italy is destined to join the US. Let’s delve into our “special” shared traits—because, let’s be honest, Canada, Greenland, the UK, or any other country simply can’t compare. 1. A Match Made in Ignorance Heaven 2. Functional Illiteracy for All 3. Politicians Who Make Reality TV Look Tame 4. Borders? What Borders? 5. Pizza: The Real MVP 6. We’ve Mastered the Art of Not Speaking Foreign Languages 7….
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